Ask me About SRW?
· Are you exhausted?
· Are the muscles in your butt sore?
· Do you constantly pause and think to yourself: “What was she
thinking when she said that out loud?”
· Are you walking up to strangers and requesting pieces of
their dishes, tools, food, clothing, etc.?
· Are you plagued with random fits of any of the following?
o
Giggling
to yourself ?
o
The
need to sort through “your stash”?
o
A
sense of entitlement to the best chairs, tables, or items in the house (often
blurting out “I better win that!”) simply because you arrived at the said
location?
o
Wanting
to wander over to your neighbors yards, just to “see what they are workin’ on”?
o
Urges
to drink caffeinated products at 11 p.m.?
o
Referring
to the drapes, or family pet as “textile”, “flat”, or even whether or not it
might be “good on a page”?
o
Feeling
separation anxiety from strangers in groups of 4-6?
o
The
need to tell your most private matters to the new neighbors?
o
The
need to walk around and spend “your budget” on vegetables you will never eat
because your friend bought them, or outfits you will never wear because they “have
this cool gadget on the side”?
You may be
suffering from Scrapbook Retreat Withdrawal (SRW). SRW is a very serious
condition that may affect women from the very young, to the very old, that have
been crafting outside of their homes and regular circles. Women feeling the
symptoms of SRW should contact their local GO ALL NIGHT Crop Coordinator to find
out more about their options.
Women
suffering from Just Got Back (JGB) may want to wait before signing up for help.
SRW, in conjunction with JGB, may cause greater difficulties in other lifestyle
areas such as home relationships, finances, and in extreme cases, the depletion
of scrapbooking supplies. Always discuss any options with your local supplier before
proceeding in case they are needed to provide stash intervention.
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Let us
intervene….
GO ALL
NIGHT SCRAPBOOK FUNDRAISER
March 2-4, 2012 – Spirit
of the North School – High Level
Always imitated, never
duplicated.
